I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I don't think brook has ever known best
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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