Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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