Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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