She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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