I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Randomize