So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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