Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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