garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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