So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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