Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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