Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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