If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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