Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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