I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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