I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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