We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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