ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
