nut hugger
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
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