I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Michael Bay diarrhea
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
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