I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
he shaved USA in his pubs
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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