STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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