she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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