ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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