we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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