Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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