they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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