We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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