you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
