it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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