Don't you send me to vm
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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