This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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