Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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