no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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