What a fucking waste of an outfit
i just google imaged poop.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
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