Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Help me help you realize you are a moron
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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