so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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