You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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