Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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