This is not my ceiling
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
i just google imaged poop.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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