And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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