Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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