and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
My vagina is officially offended.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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