This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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