Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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