Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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