Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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