she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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