So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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