doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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