I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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