you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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