Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Randomize
