Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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