But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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